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was jquery built using pure java-script?
As pure as the driven snow, my friend, hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII characters that were individually copied from a certified set of the original IBM DOS 1.0 disks. The manuals are press-printed on gold leaf against the insides of virgin's thighs, and then sewn together one at a time by little old Italian widows listening to Verdi.
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After seeing not only the Family Guy episode dealing with suicide bombers, but also the Jeff Dunham Achmed the Dead Terrorist sketch, my image of the thighs of a virgin has changed somewhat - I now picture hairy, unwashed 30 year old man thighs, buried in a tracksuit as the owner plays Magic: The Gathering.

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Nada, it was a reference to the Family Guy episode. I play M:TG myself. Haven't actually played in a while though, now that I think about it.

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Nada, it was a reference to the Family Guy episode. I play M:TG myself. Haven't actually played in a while though, now that I think about it.
Gotcha. Musta missed that episode, I guess. :) It's been a while for me too. Kids/Farm/Job don't leave a whole lotta time! :)
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I now picture hairy, unwashed 30 year old man thighs, buried in a tracksuit as the owner plays Magic: The Gathering.
Apparently we've had vastly different experiences with what constitutes a "virgin". :) Edited by End User
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